2013 is a year of wedded bliss amongst my loved ones. I couldn’t be happier for them or feel luckier that I am not the bride-to-be with a list of to-do’s, responsibilities, and unpaid balances gnawing at my very existence.
But I digress.
The top of the new year begins with the celebration of vows exchanged between two of my alumni who have been together since our freshman year of college – I am talking over a decade! I have never been to a winter wedding, and in the harsh New York winter no less, so understandably I’m already on the hunt for an outfit that meets the unspoken rules of wedding guest dresses: conservative, but not too stuffy; sexy, but mindful of how far of a plunge the neckline takes (unless of course your aim is to leave with a groomsman or two); flyy, but nowhere near as beautiful as the bride; and please, oh please, no white, eggshell, cream, or any other shade that could possibly be mistaken for white. If the last rule is not strictly adhered to you could find yourself eitherr thrown out of the wedding and the brides life or jumped by a group of the brides drunken aunts, sisters and cousin, or all of the above. Here are a few, affordable (well mostly affordable) finds for a fall/winter wedding. A husband edition may be called for…
Generally when you choose your friends you base your selection on how honest, nice, and fun they are. In honor of almighty flyness, I’d like to be friends with these celebrities just so I could shop inside their closet. Just give me about two hours to closet shop. I’ll even bring my own recyclable bags and a solid offer to swap my H&M “good” dress for one of their Herve Leger’s. That’s fairly reasonable, huh?